i'm jessa and i really like blaine anderson
oops sorry should’ve told you about that side effect…
kurt cuz i was bored and i haven’t drawn just him in like… forever :I
singing in the rain, klaine au
“Mike!” Blaine yelled frantically, trying to stave off the screaming hoards. “Do something! Call me a cab!”
“Okay, you’re a cab,” Mike shrugged with a smirk.
“Thanks!” Blaine glared murderously as he managed to cut through the excited girls, climb up a car, hop over to the roof of a bus, then land smoothly in a car going the other way.
“Argh!” the driver screamed.
“Lady, it’s okay,” Blaine said urgently. “Just keep driving!”
“I’m not a lady but you need to get out of here!”
Blaine blanched. “Oh! I’m sorry but—”
“Get out or I’ll call the police!”
“No!” Blaine panicked. “There’s no need to—”
“Don’t hurt me!”
“I’m not going to hurt you!” Blaine laughed. “I’m not a criminal!”
“That doesn’t mean—” The man gasped. “You are a criminal! I’ve seen your face somewhere before! In the wanted section, wait no! You’re a famous Chicago mobster—god I should have known from the gel—and you’ve come to—Officer!”
He pulled over to a police officer by the side of the road.
“Officer, this man just jumped into my car—”
“That’s Blaine Anderson!” the officer said in astonishment.
The driver’s eyes widened as he whipped around to stare at his passenger. “Blaine Anderson?”
“Why hello there, Mr. Anderson,” the policeman smiled, shaking his hand. “Going out for a joyride?”
“Not quite,” Blaine laughed. “See, my car broke down so I was just hopping a lift.”
“Well you’re a lucky lad,” the policeman laughed, nodding towards the driver. “Giving a movie star a lift. Any problems here?”
“Um, no sir,” the driver said sheepishly.
“I should think not. Well, goodnight, Mr. Anderson.”
“Goodnight, officer!” Blaine chirped with a grin. He turned to the driver who was blushing, staring at his steering wheel. “Well, thank you for saving my life. I can get out now.” He moved to open the door.
“Er, I’m driving to Beverly Hills, if there’s a place I can drop you?”
Blaine smiled, closing the door. “Well, I need a new suit—could you drop me by Camdon and Sunset.”
The driver smiled, nodding. They pulled away from the curb.
Blaine looked over at the man driving, admiring his beige hat and matching ensemble. “I’d very much like to know who’s hospitality I’m enjoying.”
The man looked over to him with twinkling blue eyes. “Hummel. Kurt Hummel.”
Blaine inclined his head. “Enchanted, Mr. Hummel. I’m sorry if I frightened you earlier. I was, er, getting a little too much love from my adoring fans.” He grimaced, holding up his torn tuxedo jacket as evidence.
Kurt looked at him, startled. “They did that to you? That’s terrible!”
“Yes,” Blaine agreed solemnly, moving closer along the seat to Kurt. “Yes, it is terrible. You know, most people assume movie stars lead glamorous, exciting lives full of money and alcohol and fame and women…” He not-so-discreetly put his arm around Kurt’s shoulders. “But the truth is we’re actually quite lonely.” He leaned in even closer. “Terribly lonely.”
Kurt leaned slightly away. “You know, Mr. Anderson, I’m terribly sorry for mistaking you for a criminal before. It was just, your face was so familiar!”
Blaine grinned. “Which of my movies have you seen.”
“Hmmm,” Kurt’s brow wrinkled. “I’m not sure. I saw one once.”
Blaine blinked, leaning away. “One…once?”
“Yes,” Kurt hummed happily. “There was a lot of dueling…and a girl—Sugar Motta.” He shrugged happily. “Well, moving pictures are all the same. You’ve seen one, you’ve seen them all. I mean, it’s basically a lot of dumb show,” he giggled. “No offense to you, of course. But real actors are on the stage.” He turned to the curb cheerfully. “Here we are! Sunset and Camdon!”
“So I’m not a real actor?” Blaine frowned.
“Of course not,” Kurt smiled. “You need words, lines, personality. Shakespeare! Ibsen!”
“Really? And are you an actor? On your glorious stage?”
Kurt bit his lip. “Well…I’m not in anything right now, but I’m headed to New York—”
“Oh,” Blaine smiled patronizingly. “And then I’m sure we’ll all here of you, right? Kurt Hummel as Romeo, as King Lear, as Lady MacBeth—you’ll have to wear a wig for that one.”
“Oh, laugh all you want,” Kurt snapped. “You’re just jealous because you’re just a shade on screen whereas I’m going to actually make something for myself one day!”
“Of course,” Blaine laughed, opening the car door. “One day you’ll sneer down at me from your stage and I’ll cower in your presence.” He got out of the car, closing the door. “Farewell, Mr. Hummel. I must tear myself from your side.”
As he stepped away, his tuxedo jacket that had gotten caught in the door tore all the way off.
Kurt’s cackles echoed down the boulevard as he drove away.
I AM SO NOT THE PERSON TO ASK BUT UH
singing in the rain, klaine au
sorry i can only take pictures with my crappy webcam but here’s some fluffy blaine i drew after the episode :D i wish we got to see him while he was washing out the gel, hopelessly trying to flatten his hair down, panicking internally
Anonymousthanks! and uh i don’t usually use pens for drawing, i just use any old pencil i find, i’m not particular. i prefer mechanical though because those don’t have to be sharpened (and i can never find a sharpener anyway)
i’m not really a fan of drawing pencils, or charcoal or anything like that, mostly because i’m just used to normal #2 pencils
lunalalonde asked you: because I’m boring you should take a look in the gleestuck tag and do me and scrunch’s versions of kurt and Blaine :3
i probably did this wrong D:
shotgunanderson asked you: if you’re still doing requests, i would die for a baby Blaine in a car seat holding a stuffed orange dinosaur. with or without Coop sitting with him, up to you.
i feel like i did a million things wrong because i know this is atab-related and i’m not incredibly in-depth with that universe D:
Anonymous asked you:Will you draw some genderswapped Sebastian and Chandler? Sebandler is my new guilty pleasure. :3
kubotits asked you: little Bolin wearing “Mako’s” scarf c:
blaineisapizza asked you: some more blair anderson? :D
immajustgoandyeahuh idk i prefer doing stuff digitally because it’s much easier to fix things and coloring and lighting and stuff
and to upload my traditional art i’d have to take a picture of it and upload it that way and it takes a while (unless i just use my webcam for it and that’s not really great for taking pictures of drawings..) (i’d scan but my scanner is in storage)
but i guess i could upload more traditional drawings. i just don’t think they’ll be better than any of my digital stuff. honestly that blaine drawing looks a lot better in the video than in person.
